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This song has no intro - and no guitar solo
And it will never be played on the radio
The lyrics don't make sense - it doesn't make you dance
We'll never get to fuck no female fans

Our music's bad, so put the blame on me
Cause we are just songwriter wannabes
Don't know the word professionality
That's why we'll always have to play for free

The things that we do - sound like nothing new
But we want to be big popstars too
Cause we still have a dream - and music is our life
We have a hope that music will survive

We'll take our chance - we have it all
We feel like heroes - we're standing tall